A Shockingly InappropriateAmazing Spider-ManTie-In Toy

Over atMovieline , there ’s a great summation of all the terrible and embarrassing firearm of merchandise being released in connecter with The Amazing Spider - Man . include the now - obligatory line of themed nail polishes , with name like “ Number One Nemesis , Just Spotted the Lizard , Call Me Gwen - Ever , Into The Night , Your Web Or Mine , Shatter The Scales , and My Boyfriend Scales Walls . ”

But the most disturbing of the caboodle is clearly the Spider - Toss , which is usable as part of a toy fix when you grease one’s palms a Spider - human beings - theme pail of “ chickenjoy ” at Jollibee , the fast food chain in the Philippines . Even leaving apart the name “ Spider - Toss , ” which may provoke gleefulness among British people , there ’s the fact that Spider - Man seems to be , umm … impaled on a pyramid of his own webbing , while catching the rings that people hold onto him . As Movieline points out , Spider - Man seems to be having rather a spate of playfulness with his position . ( The toy is also useable at KFC in Malaysia , where they call it “ becharm ‘ Em Spidey ” instead . )

Could this be worse than theWhippin ’ web Chuk Spider - Man with “ dildo slapping action”?Check out some more pic , and judge for yourself :

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