CNN is thelatest publicationto publish analarmist guide to teen sexting . It ’s full of nonsensical combinations of alphabetic character that no homo would ever knock into a text . But to be certain , we took some of this absurdist lingo for a spin , just to verify it ’s wholly bonkers . It is .
“ 28 Internet acronyms every parent should make love ” is a lot of acronym . On a day-by-day basis I in all probability employ maybe five net acronyms . A few “ LOLs ” , a “ BRB ” at tiffin time , maybe a “ w / e , ” and on rare affair , a ROFL . But to dig up 28 whole acronyms for naughty demeanor , CNN went deep — deeply into the vortex of popular sexting . Here ’s a sample :
1 . IWSN – I want sexual activity now
2 . GNOC – Get defenseless on photographic camera
3 . NIFOC – Naked in front of computer
4 . PIR – Parent in room
5 CU46 – See you for sex
6 . 53X – Sex
7 . 9 – Parent find out
8 . 99 – Parent gone
9 . 1174′ – Party meeting topographic point
10 . THOT – That hoe over there
How did the reasonably pelvic girdle twenty - somethings we know answer to this supposedly sexy terminology ? Here ’s a sampling :
get along on , human being , do n’t you know that means that I ’m Naked In Front of Computer ?
COME ON . Do n’t you Want To Trade Pictures ?
Get with the times , dude . Do n’t you hump I ’m Broken because I did too much Acid ?
Do n’t worry : It ’s not just your friend . Nobody would write that . Or peradventure one soul did ever . But do you really say Talk muddy to Me and Naked In Front Of Computer often enough that you need an acronym ? Of course not .
Internet slang is a real thing , but allow ’s not exaggerate it , CNN . It ’s pretty much a warranty that THOT has no idea what you ’re talking about . [ CNNviaTwitter ]
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