Note to Bloomberg News employee : when you ’re in the system updating your conscription of Steve Jobs ’s obituary , do NOT fight publish . That , though , is exactly what happened belatedly last night , as snoop by ourbuddies over at Gawker . Now , pre - writing obits for prominent figures such as the Steve , in respectable health and in regretful , is totally S.O.P. in the media - so this should not be regard as yet anothernon - statement on Jobs ’s personal wellness . But unfortunately , we ’re all live to die ( but not all of us will amount back more powerful than you may perchance imagine ) , so read this and imagining a reality without Steve is more an entertaining judgment fuck than anything else . And that ’s just for us - imagine what it must be like to understand your own obituary . learn on for an selection , with more over atGawker .

I reckon they ’re ducking eye - optical maser irradiation over in the Bloomberg newsroom , being volley all the means from Cupertino . More at : [ Gawker ]

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