If Buffy , Twilight , Trueblood and the corporate Anne Rice novel have taught us anything , it ’s that women dig vampires . To exploit the phenomenon , abide out of the sun and buy this lounge .
The Coffin Couch , price at a moderate $ 3,500 , is the absolute most practical way to pretend that you sleep in the boxful of a dead man . While she ’ll take account ensure your reanimated body sopor deadly in its eternal non - slumber , you ’ll enjoy the foam and metal spring shock absorber that can be upholstered in purple , red , or black . Do n’t seduce vampire fetishists just to let your back go to bull . Invest in the quality tools necessary to complete the business .
Also , be sure to pick up quite a little of cherry Kool - Aid . If she points out that it ’s thin , just say that you pledge skim to watch your figure . [ Etsyviaboingboing ]
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