FinalJupiter AscendingTrailer Is A Mini-Version Of The Entire Movie

Warner Bros. is distinctly distressed about Jupiter Ascending . certainly , it look gorgeous , but it also bet so damn weird — which is presumably why WB release this three - second trailer just a calendar week before the film ’s release which seems to explicate everything that ’s going to pass in the movie , in chronological order .

I ’m afraid the Wachowskis have another awful flick that will flush it at the box office on their hand . I hope not , but I just do n’t conceive that “ Channing Tatum as a blank - pixie ” is a conception that humankind is quite quick for yet .

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