Patents ! They are often completely fucking insane . But here ’s my inquiry about this one , “ Apparatus for Facilitating the parentage of a kid by Centrifugal Force : ” it ’d work on help me poop , too , right ?
Yes , this is an elaborate contraption that you would welt a pregnant woman to who was about to give birth . It would then spin her around at a rate that would rive that child right on out of her without her have to do as much work . What could possibly go amiss ? !
unhappily , since this patent of invention is from way back in 1965 , it does n’t seem to have ever become a reality . Not yet , at least . I ’m looking at you , terrible doctors . [ USPTOviaBoing Boing ]
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