And the Air Force is not amuse . The branch has monish those who signed up in astatement to NPRthat it is “ aware ” of the event and that “ Any attempt to illegally reach the expanse is extremely disheartened . ” In a disjoined affirmation to theWashington Post , it hinted that any attempts to get into the compound could be run across with force play : “ … We would warn anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces . The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets . ”
But fear not , budding investigators . I have in person infiltratedArea 51not once but numerous times , I know the truth , and I can secernate you what to look in September .
The movement sensors are the least of your worries — they’ll bang you ’re coming and you ’ll be fly in by helicopter anyways . Your first and first concern will be the guards tax with resisting near every step you take into the deftness . fortuitously , these post - human personnel do not actually wear camouflage but instead an odd array of bright slanted and highly visible jumpsuits . clean-cut the warehouses first , but see out , because some of them will undertake to run you over with forklift or throw yellow cask at you .
Warning sign outside Groom Lake, 2003.Photo: User: X51 (Wikimedia Commons)
The yellow barrel are your Friend . Shoot the yellow barrels .
Your fellow STAAR team members are also your friends . Do not shoot the STAAR team member .
After clearing the warehouse , hop in a hand truck and drive to the admin construction while swerving erratically through fields of scarlet crates . It is here that you will discover the truth : region 51 has been infest by the Kronn , a slipstream of parasitical unknown that habituate man as hosts to increase their numeral . They are baffling than the possessed security staff , but by this compass point , you should have picked up some grenade . Continue to watch out for aliens and guard that toss off up from at once below your domain of visual sense and adjudicate to perforate you .
You may also see orange barrels. These are the same as the yellow barrels.Screenshot: (Universal Videogame List)
By now , you should have the bent of it . You will see many horrors in the research labs and underground chamber that might be a atomic reactor or something ( it ’s indecipherable but it has a lot of radiation symbols ? ) as well as a woman tire out an Atari - approved level of underwear .
This is normal .
Stay calm and when you get to the hangers , destroy the Kronn spaceship by incapacitate each of its four engine :
STAAR good!!! Do not shoot STAAR!!!Screenshot: (Honest Gamers)
Congratulations , soldier : “ You have averted Global Disaster by stopping the Alien infestation at > > AREA 51 < < . ” It wo n’t actually be at all clear how you did this , but you really should have better things to do now . Also , bonny warning : Be trusted to have a plenty of quarters quick before you go in . There ’s nothing bad than break into Area 51 and having to start up all over again .
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